At Tunedly, we've always been at the forefront of music innovation, using cutting-edge technology to help our users discover the best new hits and sign the most promising tunes to lucrative music publishing deals. That's why we're excited to announce our latest groundbreaking program: Bark-alytics!
We've partnered with a team of the world's top canine experts to create an algorithm that analyzes your furry friend's barks and tail wags to predict the next big music hits. Our team of canine experts have spent countless hours studying dog behavior, analyzing their barks, tail wags, and overall body language when listening to music. Based on their expert findings, we've created a revolutionary algorithm that will help us predict the next big music hits.
We're thrilled to have partnered with Dr. Wolf, a world-renowned canine expert who has studied dog behavior at Howlvard University for decades. Dr. Wolf’s groundbreaking research has shown that dogs are actually more attuned to hit potential than humans are! Their unique ability to analyze music with their ears and tails make them perfectly suited to help us discover the next big thing.
Starting today, we're inviting all dog owners to sign up their furry friends for our new Bark-alytics program. Simply create a profile for your pup and play the Tunedly music discovery app, and we'll start analyzing their barks and tail wags right away.
We know this may sound like an April Fool's prank and the timing of the release might lend to it as well, but we assure you it's not. We're committed to using the best technology available to discover tomorrow’s biggest hits, whether it comes from humans or animals. So sign up your dog today and let's see if they have what it takes to be the next music super scout!
And don't worry, we're not neglecting our feline and reptilian friends either. We're still conducting tests with cats and reptiles to see if they have any musical scouting talents. So stay tuned for more exciting developments from Tunedly!
In conclusion, we believe that dogs have a unique ability to help us discover the next big music hits, and we're excited to offer this new program to our users. So sign up your pup today and let's make some music magic happen!
Discover different genres of fantastic music made by soon-to-be prominent artists on Tunedly, and earn royalties, NFTs, and TunedCoins when you listen to these songs. Tunedly also offers to create music for you with the best artists, including Emmy, Grammy, and Oscar winners.
